Me: Mom… there’s something I need to tell you.
Mom: You’re Chinese… we know.
Me: Wha?
Mom: You think I didn’t know when you scaled that tree and soared onto that building to save that child that you were… different.
Me:…
Mom: Or when you wore that robe to your graduation ceremony?
Me: …
Mom: Or when —
Me: How long?
Mom: Since I found half-eaten eggrolls and Samurai Swords under your bed when you were eight. You really think those things polished themselves. Blood eats through steal son.
Me: …
Mom: I accept you my Chinese son.
Me: 謝謝。oh my god.
I have lost all abilities to can’t or even.
Lol wut x’D
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