100 duders are building a 1:1 scale model of the continent of Westoros in Minecraft
Are you FUCKING kidding me?!
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
APPARENTLY I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW BUT HOLY SHIT. IM IMPRESSED, BUT WHY THO
AT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
[loudly screaming at screen]
gives up on minecraft forever holy fucking shit no way no fucking way
You can tour their server, it’s kind of mind-boggling.
I MAKE THIS STUPID HIGH-PITCHED “YIP” SOUND WHENEVER I DROP SOMETHING AND IT SOUNDS SO DUMB OH MY GOD WHY
Like I said, rather than bickering over him parking in the sun, you’re like, “You HAD to park in the middle of a bandit camp”. Its freaking funny.
IT WAS HIS OWN FAULT HIS CAR GOT BLOWN UP. If he hadn’t parked in the middle of a bandit camp, maybe he’d still have a car, but nooooo, somehow it’s MY FAULT that HE parked HIS car IN THE MIDDLE OF A BANDIT CAMP. Of COURSE it was gonna get blown up, what did he THINK was gonna happen?
Also the “YOU PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF A BANDIT CAMP!” thing devolved into me bringing up his “past faults” in gaming like that time he was playing Super Mario Sunshine and fucking flung himself off the edge of one of the secret stages when he was MERE STEPS AWAY from the Shine Sprite which happened like, Christmas 2011. “You just HAD to press B, didn’t you? YOU WERE THREE STEPS AWAY, AND YA FLUNG YERSELF OVER THE EDGE.”
“I DO IT ONCE AND I NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT. WOMEN.”
And we bickered for like ten minutes to Midori’s amusement
Also while I was Borderlandsing with Kage and Midori, Kage parked his car in the middle of a fucking bandit camp and I parked mine on top of his and then our cars got blown up and he was like “THIS IS YOUR FAULT” and I was like “HOW THE FUCK IS IT MY FAULT, YOU PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF A BANDIT CAMP”
So yet another thing I was shouting for the rest of the evening
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
I have an identical twin, and it’s weird as shit. we think we look nothing alike but not every one can tell us apart.
I’VE GOT ANOTHER STORY FOR YOU GUYS and it’s easily one of my favorite ones ever. This one’s a TF2 story and I still get all fucking tingly every time I think of it.
You broke his heart so hard that he didn’t think life was worth living anymore. Instead, he stood there mockingly applauding you and your husband, filled with spite, and decided he’d just stand there and starve. At your wedding. So you’d know that it was all your fault.
Your wedding made that poor Sim want to kill himself. I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD YOU SKANKBUCKET
This game is purposely not giving me any blue items BUT THEY’RE GIVING ME PLENTY OF GREEN ONES
GODDAMNIT MIDORI, THIS IS YOUR FAULT