emilianadarling:

When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)

gallifreyansub:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Hmm

askgeorgebush:

how to shake hands like a real business pro,

hephaes:

Yells

calluvion:

Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

triforce-kun:

expertcosmotips:

ill hav wat there havin„„„,

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

HELP ME

farorescourage:

Amazon…

jhennipenni:

kawaiiale:

Oh my

I can’t breathe.

thirsty-pocket:

triforce-kun said: man if I had known butts were a viable option I would’ve asked for some CDL butt

Never too late. Unless otherwise stated.

vermivorous:

triforce-kun

a late valentine just 4 u

I’M GOING TO SUFFOCATE

I WOKE UP AND REMEMBERED THAT I MADE THIS AND WAS LAUNCHED INTO A FIT OF HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER