There’s an anon in Dark’s inbox complaining that Dark’s personality doesn’t match up with game canon.
Y’know, because in-game, Dark Link totally had a fully fleshed-out personality and backstory and underwent loads of outstanding character development, making him one of the best-written characters in the series. He had a well-defined set of characteristics that leaves absolutely no wiggle-room or any space for me to improvise at all.

There’s never any mention of him until you run into him in the Water Temple, and even Navi’s description of him is totally lacking. No dialog, no personality, no backstory, and no mention of him after that one, brief fight in a room that doesn’t even exactly exist. Nobody knows what he actually is. There’s no canon there to go against.
I’ve had people tell me that they don’t like certain aspects of his personality, and I’ll brush those off, because that’s taste. I know not everyone’s gonna like him because he’s not a fun, light-hearted character, and I’m really strict about sticking to character [unless I wanna draw something silly]. You don’t like his personality, okay. I can see how he might not be appealing. To be honest, as a person, he’s an insensitive asshole who never feels bad about exploiting or harming other people if it works to his advantage. I certainly wouldn’t wanna be around anyone like him.
But telling me that his personality goes against game canon when there is no game canon for it just makes you look like an idiot.
I’m caught between laughing and making disdainful expressions at my computer.

formeroracleofsecrets:

Well…

HEY!

“DARK, ARE YOU AFRAID THAT FIERCE IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR WOMAN AWAY? YOU NEED TO STEP UP YOUR GAME.”

…those incidents.
If you think I’d be so fickle to leave Dark at the drop of a Cucco’s feather, you’re an imbecile. It’s insulting to both of us, and it grates on our nerves.
I will bleed on everything those anons love because seriously
SERIOUSLY
STOP
KOGA I DON’T THINK YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR CROBAT USE DOUBLE TEAM ANYMORE
I ALREADY MISSED SEVEN ATTACKS IN A ROW JFC
When your opponent spams Double Team and you can’t manage to hit them

let’s play a game! google (your name) the hedgehog. you win if you don’t cry at the results!
deathtosquishies:
I already played this game long ago but
meet the super evil omnipotent dark being with 20 different Emerald-powered super forms and whose enemies consist of every single canon Sonic character ever

…Marcos the Hedgehog.
yeah that’s totally a fucking evil name what are you talking about
Okay, my curiosity got the better of me, and I really wish it hadn’t.

Apparently she’s royalty even though she doesn’t ACT like it [what a rebel]. She’s got siblings [who are unnamed] and her parents are DEEEEAD. She’s a maid/waiter/FBI agent [STOP]. While she [supposedly] looks 18, she’s actually 18,789 years old. Everybody loves her, she has NINETEEN KIDS, and is in love with some other Sonic OC. Also she’s secretly a vampire
I didn’t need this in my life.
So normally people can hate on the Zelda series without getting any reaction from me because whatever, but if you say anything about Wind Waker being ugly or having stupid graphics I just


That is where we draw the fucking line
faroresspookymobile:
mrel91n:
- I currently am in possession of this game and it is in CRAZY good condition. Thinking about maybe turning it into a necklace or have seen them modded into an external hard drive…now THAT would be dope!
People like you upset me on a fundamental level, because it is fucking impossible to find a good condition cartridge because you do this kind of crap to them.
My friend Kai once offered to gut my old LoZ cartridge and turn it into an external hard drive and I couldn’t even begin to explain to her how upsetting a thought that was.
When the askbox is closed and people decide to use the submit box to send asks instead
