Mordecai’s Disneyland Adventure

I promised ya, Ziv.

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mordewhyyyyyyy:

jesymckinney:

angel-of-amonkira:

A Borderlands birthday scenario.  I’m sorry for the poor graphics, I literally threw this together in about 5 minutes.  I hope you enjoy!
I’m not posting mine, because I made it and that would be unfair :P

ooo
Is drinking buddies with Handsome Jack.
WELL. HEY. 

killed by Axton

looks like the stretched baby felt ass harassed 

Sings bad karaoke with Claptrap
Yes, I like this

mordewhyyyyyyy:

jesymckinney:

angel-of-amonkira:

A Borderlands birthday scenario.  I’m sorry for the poor graphics, I literally threw this together in about 5 minutes.  I hope you enjoy!

I’m not posting mine, because I made it and that would be unfair :P

ooo

Is drinking buddies with Handsome Jack.

WELL. HEY. 

killed by Axton

looks like the stretched baby felt ass harassed 

Sings bad karaoke with Claptrap

Yes, I like this

miladymidori:

patto-senpai:

EVERDEEN

yes

good

…Ramen Noodle? ;A;

FREEDOM

I AM AMERICA, BITCHES

mordewhyyyyyyy:

zer0hex:
Borderlands 2. I’d be fine.
Mega Man X. I got this. ;)

Borderlands 2.
I don’t think I could be more fucked, really.

mordewhyyyyyyy:

zer0hex:

Borderlands 2. I’d be fine.

Mega Man X. I got this. ;)

Borderlands 2.

I don’t think I could be more fucked, really.

Tagged

Eh, it’s something to do between assignments.

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I love how Kage and I can just call each other and shout the name of a game and then it’s like “Yeah sure let me turn on my Xbox.”

Because he just called me and went “BORDERLANDS.” and I was like “YES! Sure, I’ll be there. Bye!”

I think everybody should have to draw their favorite character in what they are wearing right now.

spooky-pocket:

spooky-codpiece:

krystalsfartblog:

its kinda shitty but okay here we go

I’m so glad I was still in bed when I saw this.

Zer0 gets to keep his armor and shit on under there because nobody knows what he looks like under it. My PJs are so attractive.

This is my autobiography by the way, because I can’t think of a title for it.

While I’m flooding your dash with random sexual things, also about the textbook, my sister asked me if I’d learned anything from that class, and I was going to say something about guys needing some time to get their shit together post-orgasm, but the way I was going to phrase it was “guys have a cooldown time.”

Cooldown time

And then I started thinking of Borderlands.

And now all I can think of “They have a cooldown time on their special skill.”

I think I’ve officially reached a low point OTL

Describe your sex life with a Pokemon Move.