I promised ya, Ziv.
A Borderlands birthday scenario. I’m sorry for the poor graphics, I literally threw this together in about 5 minutes. I hope you enjoy!
I’m not posting mine, because I made it and that would be unfair :P
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Is drinking buddies with Handsome Jack.
WELL. HEY.
killed by Axton
looks like the stretched baby felt ass harassed
Sings bad karaoke with Claptrap
Yes, I like this

Borderlands 2. I’d be fine.Mega Man X. I got this. ;)
Borderlands 2.
I don’t think I could be more fucked, really.
I love how Kage and I can just call each other and shout the name of a game and then it’s like “Yeah sure let me turn on my Xbox.”
Because he just called me and went “BORDERLANDS.” and I was like “YES! Sure, I’ll be there. Bye!”
its kinda shitty but okay here we go
I’m so glad I was still in bed when I saw this.

Zer0 gets to keep his armor and shit on under there because nobody knows what he looks like under it. My PJs are so attractive.
While I’m flooding your dash with random sexual things, also about the textbook, my sister asked me if I’d learned anything from that class, and I was going to say something about guys needing some time to get their shit together post-orgasm, but the way I was going to phrase it was “guys have a cooldown time.”
Cooldown time
And then I started thinking of Borderlands.
And now all I can think of “They have a cooldown time on their special skill.”
I think I’ve officially reached a low point OTL
Random # generator: http://www.random.org/
Pokemon move list: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_moves
Go.
oh…
WELL THAT’S JUST GREAT
BODY SLAM
omfg…
Synthesis
CHORTLES
Vine Whip.







