goodson:

this is the last quiz of the school year i think my professor is tired

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

gingerhaze:

I really don’t understand the logic behind naming scents for candles and bath products, like

This candle smells half like a moonlit walk and half like a wandering stream. What does a moonlit walk smell like? How is it different from a walk at 3 in the afternoon? And wandering stream?? Does this candle smell like rocks and water?

Okay, I guess I get it. They name these scents to evoke a pleasing atmosphere or scene that people wish to experience through sniffing this candle. Allow me to suggest a scent name for Glade’s next candle that is sure to be a hit:

buzzfeed:

The art of the perfect restaurant sign.

phageous:

thewinchesterswagger:

look at the buttons i bought

I DO DESIRE WE MAY BE STRANGERS

shadeofthehero:

twisted-timelines said: is shade ever happy really uvu?

coelasquid:

It’s like the sign got self conscious about being too obnoxious.

The first picture looks like someone from Tumblr wrote it.