So earlier I was hanging out with Maria, and she wanted to watch me play Ookami because she wanted to see what it was like/she likes watching me play things. So, I was in Sei-an City, and the place is covered in this sickly green mist, and people are talking about how everybody is ill and dying, and how the Water Dragon is rampaging along the coast.
So she asks me, “Why is the Water Dragon rampaging, anyway?”
“I dunno,” I say, since I can’t remember. “I think he like, ate something bad or something. She looked at me funny, and I was like “wait, no, that sounds bad. I mean, like, I think he consumed a curse or something and it drove him mad? I can’t really remember, it’s been a long time since I played.”
“So he ate something bad, got stomach cramps, and decided to go on a rampage. Sounds like a dragon alright.”
Going along with the joke, I add “he’s very gassy.”
To which Maria replies, “Well, that would explain the mist, then. ‘Oh god, the mist, we’re dying! Deliver us from this[…]’” and she went off on this ramble, and it was pretty fucking great.
So Midori just got to Sei-an City, and of course I had to tell her the story about the dragon farts.
She doesn’t want to be in Sei-an City anymore.